Cláudia, oh Cláudia

Let's face the facts about me and you,
A love unspecified.
Though I'm proud to call you "Chocolate Bear,"
The crowd will always talk and stare.

I feel exactly those feelings, too
And that's why I keep them inside.
'Cause this bear can't bear the world's disdain,
And sometimes it's easier to hide,
Than explain our

Guy love,
That's all it is,
Guy love,
He's mine, I'm his,
There's nothing gay about it in our eyes.

You ask me 'bout this thing we share,

And he tenderly replies,

It's guy love

Between two guys.

We're closer than the average man and wife,

That's why our matching bracelets say Turk and J.D.

You know I'll stick by for the rest of my life.

You're the only man who's ever been inside of me.

Whoa, I just took out his apendix.

There's no need to clarify,

Oh no?

Just let it grow more and more each day.
It's like I married my best friend,

But in a totally manly way.

Let's go!
It's guy love,
Don't compromise,
The feeeling of some other guy,
Holding up your heart,
Into the sky.

I'll be there to care through all the lows.

I'll be there to share the highs.

It's guy love,
Between two guys.

And when I say, "I love you, Turk,"
It's not what it implies.

It's guy love
Between
Two
Guys



Don't you know it yet? Dumb girl! You're my dude. It's like I married my best friend... but in a totally manly way! Damn you!